Best Follow Friday Ever! (jojo gives 10 reasons to follow me)

Most tweeps just lump their follow Friday recommendations together, I happen to think that is lame.

I have done the famous quote #FF recs, the blip #FF recs, and even an image #FF rec but nothing as imaginative and as FUCKING TIME CONSUMING as @BenjoBubble's #FollowFriday Victim of the week.

If you follow anyone single Tweep today, follow her. SHE IS Retarted in a good way! Here are her #FF tweets from today with some comnetary in red from me.



BenJoBubble Annnnd my #FollowFriday Victim o' the Week is ... [insert drum roll here] ...... @LycanJezzy!!!! (I will go into permanent hiding hereafter)

This post came shortyly after she tried to give me a twitter wet willy and I told her I had not cleaned my ears. Which is actually true. I fucking have not even showered yet today.

BenJoBubble I shall now present you with Top Ten Reasons to #FollowFriday @LycanJezzy (and then enter Witness Protection Program).

BenJoBubble Top Ten Reasons to #FollowFriday @LycanJezzy: 1) If you don't, you die. (I heard it's some form of wolf rabies that kills you. IDK)

She is correct. You will die.

BenJoBubble Top Ten Reasons to #FollowFriday @LycanJezzy: 2) Did u know there's no wolf rabies vaccine? I know, it's fucked up. Swine over wolves? C'mon

Wolf Rabies is so rare too
http://www.gi.alaska.edu/ScienceForum/ASF2/256.html

Top Ten Reasons to #FollowFriday @LycanJezzy: 3) If u don't follow her, @LycanMercutio will eat ur offspring. (Hey! Line forms to the left)

He will! Ok he might, depending on if he has had his lunch.

Top Ten Reasons to #FollowFriday @LycanJezzy: 4) She's a kickass DJ and plays THE BEST "getthefuckouttamyface" music! LOVE HER!

I am thinking of starting an underground radio station, seriously. I miss DJing on Sunday mornings.

Top Ten Reasons to #FollowFriday @LycanJezzy: 5) She's amazingly HAWT. (I imagine her in a catholic school girl outfit at least once a day)

Um No comment.

Top Ten Reasons to #FollowFriday @LycanJezzy: 6) If u bring any assholery, she'll give ur muhfuggin' ass a beatdown. (Details upon request)

We were to beging our own webSHIT where we would brownbeatdownyourass for free, alas, Jo Jo could not commit so we scrapped the idea.

Top Ten Reasons to #FollowFriday @LycanJezzy: 7) She makes fun of @bimbler. (As usual, I'm all in with that!)

Who dosent make fun of @Bimbler?

Top Ten Reasons to #FollowFriday @LycanJezzy: 8) She has no gag reflex. (Am I the only impressed by that? Yeah....didn't think so)

Um no comment.

Top Ten Reasons to #FollowFriday @LycanJezzy: 9) Like @Fairy_Claudine, she knows how to do the TIme Warp. (This is IMPORTANT to me, 'kay?)

This I do know how to do, still.

And final Top Ten Reason to #FollowFriday @LycanJezzy: 10) SHE IS MY FUCKING V-TWIN & I LUV HER RAWKIN' ASS! (I mean, her personality..)

I think she loves my ass too.

And THAT ladies & gents (don't wait for a drum roll...that dude got fired last week) is my #FollowFriday Victim o' the Week: @LycanJezzy!

Thanks @BenJoBubble