...you gotta start somewhere...

...so I guess I will start here....

Why another blog?
I will answer this very giant question in parts because right now I am actually going to take a shit and don't feel like writing more than a few lines. But before I walk the entire 10 feet to the guest bathroom, which now has new towels, I will say, as I have always said in my blogs, that (good god is this a run-on sentence or what, FUCK) writing in my blog is therapeutic for me. Oh yes, calm down, I know what you are thinking... Perfect princess Goddess Divine AKA Jezzy "V" or whatever needs therapy. Oh hell yes!!! We, me, her, I, and she are all a lil throwed off. I still have a real life inability to create meaningful relationships, long term anyways and am a huge commitmentaphobe. However, I digress... New blog, new slife, new fun, lets see what happens next shall we?