Sheriff of Area 69's Office

Office
Originally uploaded by Jezabelle Charron

Yes my darlings.

I am moonlighting.

Not only am I your Vampire Priestess and Clan homeland security, I have now taken on the duty of policing the freaky vampires across our great nation.

Freaky Vampires, beware, Jezabelle is on the job as the new Sheriff of Area 69!

{licks her fangs and slaps her hand with her ruler}

You freaky vampires better wash your stank asses cause I am on my way to your town to inspect your freaky!