I do not even know what to say here.
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Sunday, June 14, 2009
Tea Party
Ah my werewolf.
I even go on dates with him.
I wore a dress, panties and even a hat!
Did we get to the party? Yes we sure did. Did I get so see anyone or look at the decorations, hell to the no.
Please see.
http://www.flickr.com/photos/jezabellbarbosa/3625409587/
I even go on dates with him.
I wore a dress, panties and even a hat!
Did we get to the party? Yes we sure did. Did I get so see anyone or look at the decorations, hell to the no.
Please see.
http://www.flickr.com/photos/jezabellbarbosa/3625409587/
Thursday, June 11, 2009
Hello Daddy is home
And you fuckers wonder why I want to give up my immorality as a bloodsucker and join the likes of the werewolves.
Um have you fucked a werewolf lately.
Um have you fucked a werewolf lately.
Wednesday, June 10, 2009
What have I been doing?
I been a little busy.
I sometimes lie and say I am going on patrol, but I am actually fucking my werewolf.
Yeah man, I am at a loss for blog words.
I sometimes lie and say I am going on patrol, but I am actually fucking my werewolf.
Yeah man, I am at a loss for blog words.
Saturday, May 30, 2009
Sunday, May 24, 2009
Where the fuck have I been?
I have slacked off on my duties as Malkavian Minister of Interior, Priestess of Evil, and Sheriff of Area 69.
And for all that, I am deeply sorry. (makes sad emo face)
After the demise of the clan which shall remain nameless and the downfall of the queen who cares more about being cuddled that providing blood for her clan, I lost interest in my day to day duties as a vampire elder. Shall I say,"bored to death" no pun intended.
I look now at newly made vampires who sicken me with their lack of style and imagination, asking humans, "want to be a vampire", "can I suck your blood". I was so sickened I staked one of these newly made baby vampires myself, Yes killed one of my own kind and I am not sorry. I have notified his sire and compensated him for his loss, which wasn't much if you ask me.
So here I am at the hospital, waiting for death to take those who come here, taking pleasure in the crying for mercy, the moaning of pain, the smell of fresh wounds, ah delicious.
Sadly these humans call out for the wrong solution "god save me", I hear. Do they not know that I am their only salvation; that only I can take their pain away.
I watch the sick and injured, hoping to find someone whom I can mentor, who I can teach all that I know, who will bring glory to the race of the vampires once again. I will take that human's life and replace it with a precious immortality and the gift of all of my knowledge.
I will make a new vampire child, some human with characteristics much like my own.
I am waiting.
I am watching.
I am listening.
And for all that, I am deeply sorry. (makes sad emo face)
After the demise of the clan which shall remain nameless and the downfall of the queen who cares more about being cuddled that providing blood for her clan, I lost interest in my day to day duties as a vampire elder. Shall I say,"bored to death" no pun intended.
I look now at newly made vampires who sicken me with their lack of style and imagination, asking humans, "want to be a vampire", "can I suck your blood". I was so sickened I staked one of these newly made baby vampires myself, Yes killed one of my own kind and I am not sorry. I have notified his sire and compensated him for his loss, which wasn't much if you ask me.
So here I am at the hospital, waiting for death to take those who come here, taking pleasure in the crying for mercy, the moaning of pain, the smell of fresh wounds, ah delicious.
Sadly these humans call out for the wrong solution "god save me", I hear. Do they not know that I am their only salvation; that only I can take their pain away.
I watch the sick and injured, hoping to find someone whom I can mentor, who I can teach all that I know, who will bring glory to the race of the vampires once again. I will take that human's life and replace it with a precious immortality and the gift of all of my knowledge.
I will make a new vampire child, some human with characteristics much like my own.
I am waiting.
I am watching.
I am listening.
Thursday, May 21, 2009
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